Friday, February 12, 2010

"when did i become such a fat lug of ....fat" - the words of my genius roomie D

To go to the gym, or not to go to gym.


ughhh this week has been both fabulous and unfulfilling (sp?). Tuesday night the snow came. I lovee snow. im so tired of people saying how much they hate it. I have a message for all you: Shove it fools, the snow is magical. things happen when it snows. that's what i say at least. its true though. With the snow brought 2 days off from class, to my knowledge its the first snow day TU has had in 1o yearrs. TEN YEARS! im starting to think that by me coming here im just bringin all the good luck. first Tyler S of A moves to main campus, we make it to a bowl game for like the first time in eternity, then we beat nova and psu in bball, and now we get snow days when psu doesnt :) ha ha ha. im laughin all the way to my bed b*tches. i hope you guys enjoyed those days spent in class while it was blizzarding :)

im not a spiteful person i swear.

Okay so moving on. this week has brought lots of sleep. lots of laughing. and a handful of developments in my pathetic romantic life. but i wont go into that. because as of yet, nothing has particularly sparked my interest. yet that is. im still hopefull haha. god i suck.

So yea. aside from monday i havent had class.
Snow Days + No classes on fridays = D.tales equivalent to reaching Nirvana.
not really, but i cant think of anything better to describe the level of sublime bliss i felt this week. I can imagine Nirvana much like that feeling, so don't be offended, it twas simply an analogy my fellow buddah huggin Buddhists.

okay so euphoric state reached. but with snow days brings lots of time to think. although my nights were full of consuming far too much happy sauce, my days have been spent in bed, or at Johnson & cockroach eating. ...talk about appetizing. gag. me. please.

lots of food, lots of thought, lots of showers and a whole lotta not going to the gym. which explains my feeling of incomprehensible self-worthlessness.

its been 5 days since ive last stepped foot in the gym. thank god it was my off week, but STILL. did i not just clarify that this semester is all about my personal improvement? the cleansing of my soul if you will? ...oh yea thats right i did. and here i am. sitting in the darkness of the cave while D takes yet another one of her marathon naps. blogging in the veil of pseudo nighttime. my life could seriously parallel to a dissatisfied middle aged housewife. subtract the college part, make D my lazy Husband, add in a tabby cat and maybe even a child with ADD and shaaahhZAM. im 40 sitting in my new england style split level (the cave), cat on lap (its just necessary for the story), blinds closed (they always are) with a cup of coffee (tea) in hand typing away my life on my anonymous blog (haha D.tales) in hopes of relieving my feelings of desertion and abandonment (im so lonely) thanks to my couch potato husband sleeping his life away on the couch watching entirely too much sportsnet (D and sex and the city) and child who terrorizes me whenever i want to lie down (anxiety from too much untouched homework).
fml.

its true. get me a book deal and i could sell millions with this ish.
college life. married life. its all the same. well okay, maybe not at all. but i can make it seem pretty damn similar cant i.

Next Stop : My life Is pretty freaking Awesome.

so minus the fact ive got homework and the suns shinning through our shades in such way that the little sliver of light is smacking me directly in the eyes...lets give it up to campus housing for installing functioning window coverings. hoot hoot..HAH the sarcasm....im doing pretty freaking dandy. today has been glorious. i woke up at 1 :) huzzah. and then locked myself in my bathroom for a good 2 hours so i could force myself from distraction while i read 30 pdf pages on blackboard for my new chosen class of hatred Youth Cultures. seriously my wandering hands when ive got a computer with internet hookup in front of me is astounding. sooo thats why ive taken to the bathroom floor when it comes to homework. its warm. its small. theres zero internet access. and it prevents me from treckin 15 minutes across campus to Club Tech. i do love me some club tech though. its always poppin.

hahaha so gay. but its true. the Tech Center might just be my favorite place. its a great place to people watch, not do homework but appear as an intellectual while you sit at your computer looking studious but in reality stalking facebook, and stay up until the wee hours of the morning doing mad work (if only you so chose that is).

so yea. i got my reading done. the Tech wasnt callin my name today, so it sufficed. with that done i finsihed my homework for the most part. all i have left is memorizing a good 50 monuemental pieces of articecture and ancient pieces of art for Art History. yayyyyyy. NOT. kill me now. but im not going to let that get me down. im in a pretty dapper mood. these 6 days off are now half way over. but hey ive still got 2 more days of this :) lets hope i dont waste it away sleeping. but i cant promise anything.

alright well my Narcoleptic Husband aka D is coming out of her slumber. this is new :) Tchao for now. i encourage you all to go out and enjoy the last of blizzard Spring '10 before it melts :(
ahh booo.

...until then

mwahhh D.tales.





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