I dont know what it is about Valentines Day ....
...Oh wait. thats right. i do know... its actually quite simple to put a pin on. it lurks. slowly creeping in until you feel like youre drowning. wallowing in pure self desolation. hahaha oh Valentines day. the single most over - commodified fake holiday, why do you have a way with making all singles feel like crap about themselves. In reality its a double edged sword. its a day to embrace the fact that either yes, youre alone, or yes, your signigicant other is peer pressured into doing something special for you, when in reality they should want to do special things for you everyday. and if they forget..well than that just blows too.
its okay though. like the eternally single gal i am, ive accepted that some things are better enjoyed alone on valentines day. like sleeping. and eating chocolate. and hott showers. although i can imagine a hott shower with a partner would be nice. then i wouldnt have to wash my own hair haha. anyways. Sure, i would have loved being asked to dinner, or surprised with flowers. but my time has just not come yet it seems. fml. hahahaha i found it hysterical all the funny things posted on facebook though. it was quite the rollercoaster of emotions. some people love it, some hate it. some hate it so bad i get the impression of contemplated suicide.
but cheer up charlies of the world, its alright to be alone :) im almost 20 and ive been able to survive the harsh and vicous waters of the dating pool. and frankly it hasnt been all that unbearable either. but we shall see. itll happen i believe. until then ill continue on my twisted path of breakin' hearts
but moving on. in celebration of todays festivities i went out on the town last night for one whirlwind of an evening. comprised of black lights, stripper poles, highlighters, dancing at AEpie and finally, the cherry on top of the evening...losing my TU id. fml. hahha generally speaking it was a fabulous nighttt. i caught up with my favorite boys at 1910, having a ball underneath the glow of the blacklights and writing obscene messages all over our shirts haha. it was a mess. but somewhere in the hours between leaving from one party to another....i gained 36 dollars and lost my identity. i dont know what it is about the morning after but it just makes everything in my life seem so much more hilarious. last night i was homeless. literally i told someone that hahaha. in the land of a city college girl, i cant get into my dorm without my id, so that being said, and me being heavily inebriated, i convinced myself that it was a lost cause. i could absolutelyy NOT go back to home sweet white hall in my condition. i would simply run the risk of getting an interrogation by the security crew. so there i was. standing outside AEpie. 36 dollars, 2 lip glosses and a dorm key to my name. with no place to go. thank heavens for my friends, they let me have a slumber party at their place :) hootihoo.
...you know what that meannsss. Yes, i D walk of shamed on valentines day this morning. hahaha it was tragic really. Drunk me usually takes care of herself, i am infamous for diligently washing off my makeup, removing my contacts and taking hour long showers after a night out, but it was just so bad that i collapsed in my friend A's bed with her. tights, highlightered shirt, earrings, and makeup still in tact. cringe. i woke up smelling like a pile of leaves set on fire dipped in beer and mustard. hahah talk about drunklord. so yea. i wake up to the beaming sunshine at 8:30. my eyes are all dry and my contacts hurt. i stumble out of A's bed, ever so quietly. seriously it felt like a one night stand hahaha. i felt dirty and shameful for leaving her, but i did leave a nice little note :) so hey i dont suck at everything. from there i made my way back to white hall. hair a mess. shirt all disheveled and spattered with various vulgarities. i looked a hott damn mess needless to say. so as i did my best to stay invisable along broad street i took the opportuity to people watch. i was struck with pure delight as i observed i wasnt the only one walk of shaming, although mine was innocent :) i kid you not i seriously saw 6 girls hahahahahha SIX!!! like really people. what has the world come to that on the eve of Valentines day, girls get so depressed they drink themselves into submission and then bang the first guy that pays them attention.
Bold of me? probably. and not exactly legit. i mean who knows..maybe 3 of the 6 were like me. the girl who shut down AEpie on all fours sifting through beer cans, twigs and leaves for her stupid id in the dark. theres quite the possibility ... hahaha. i dont know. it just made me laugh this morning. walk of shaming, though utterly humiliating, is hilarious. you're always looking like hell. would give a left nip for a breath mint, and always acting as if it wasn't the same outfit you were in last night. for all of you who havent done it, i highly encourage it. i mean even for the virgins like me out there...its all in the experience...just go pass out at someones house and leave without saying a word to the owner of the house the next morning. it makes for great stories. especially if it happens at PSU and its the morning of the Ohio State game hahahaha :)
HAPPY VALENTINES xoxo
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