D.TALES

So im doing my best to keep up with my promise to blog regularly. even if it takes me until 12.37 in the AM to get down to it.

So today is December first. the official day that unleashes all that is holiday glory. its majestic. magical. happy.

so naturally at during this period of transition from autumn to winter, colleges decide its the best time to rule down the iron fist on their students, preparing for a week of final exams and thousands of last minute assignments. so appropriate. NOT.

I myself am not too keen on these next two weeks that have so generously creeped up on me. but i try to keep my chin up. look on the bright side. for after these next two or so weeks, i will be on winter break. back home. in my pjs. curled up with a big bowl of popcorn and the fourth book of twilight. :)

Sadly this is my idea of time well spent. oh and i forgot. hours upon hours of watching disney and Nick....gotta make up for last time after all! haha i swear i live by the reciprocal of the saying "act your age not your shoe size." you must keep your childish innocence, and by following the counter of that quote..that makes me between the ages of 1.5 and 2, depending on how the shoe runs hahaha. perfect.

Okay so anyways. heres the hooplah on todays activities.

Today was a day like any other day as jacks mannequin would put it, my sleep being interrupted by my conscious luring me from my cloud of a bed to get up and pee hahah around 9..thats what i get for downing an entire bottle of water before bed. so i did that. then brushed my teeth for kicks and went back to sleep until my psycho spazmatic (haha not a word...my spellcheck is telling me i mean spermatic...bahaha) alarm buzzed the crap out of my left rib around 11:15 or so. after scrounging around to shut the little devil off for a good 5 minutes i got up, put my mass of raven colored curls into a messy knot on top of my bead, and braced myself for the long road ahead. last night after finishing my post that i spent a good hour or so on, i was so fatigued from pouring all my wittiness and emotion into my blog that i had zero energy to work on my 7 page paper due today! i know great right.

I love Robert K and his overzealous ambitious assignments. like really. how the hell am i supposed to compose 7 pages of decent and focused argument for a novel thats only 189 pages. lets not kid ourselves....its just stupid. i know thats childish to say, after all it is college and 7 pages isnt all that bad...but i dont care. Robert K sucks and so does the Awakening. hahaha. sweet god. okay so that was my morning. in the Cave i sat, snuggled up in bed in my oversized tshirt boyshorts mug of tea and my pink Macbook pro. not going to lie i was totally having a Carrie B moment. i felt so chic...aside from the fact that i was not writing for a column but instead a boring drawn out paper. oh well what can ya do. i finished it, printed out and then raced to get presentable by 3.

Didn't work.

I slipped on my black nylon tights, cute dusty orange colored leather boots, threw on my blue male inspired shirt dress, fun new aztec print belt cinched at the waist and slapped on my new fav black and bronze chandelier earrings, only to race to adjust my crazy rampant curls into a romantic twist at the sides into a messy but fun half up half down style. by then it was 10 of 3. racing against the clock, i practically took a paint roller to my face, doing my best to hastily apply my mascara and gloss in the least possible raccoon way. by 3.05 i was dressed and looking fresh faced and actually pretty damn decent. the last touch to complete the ensemble was topped off by my red and black tartan knee length pea coat. so cute and preppy for the crisp december weather. dressed to impress i raced out of white hall by 7 past 3. i arrived disheveled as ever to Anderson by 3.17, thats what you get for going at the psychotic almost running pace that go at for the 5 blocks it takes to get to class.

To my surprise Robert K didnt even bat his flamboyant arrogent eyelashes at my tardiness. he simply said "well well well" and flashed me a smile.

Who knew. Robert K has grown to like me. strictly in teacher to student way...the man oozes homosexual tendencies. hahha nastyy.

So after class i jetted out of anderson to the bagel hut for a quick bite...toasted whole wheat bagel, shmear and a hott tea..four sugars and a splash of milk. delicious i tell you. all for 2.25. its the perfect fix. From there i made my way to broad to meet my pals D and K from cheer to go house scouting for next year. we walked through a sweet little bachelorette pad..9 bedrooms..3 baths..2 kitchens...a big basement for loads of activities haha..and a backyard big enough for D's trampoline. its perfect. only problem is its a little stiff on rent and im currently dirt freaking poor. its a tad unsettling.

My sister offered the idea that i should start hooking.

...thanks k. so respectable hahahaha

House shopping was followed by 2 hours of cheer practice. we effed around and made asses out of ourselves, working on new tricks for basketball all the while laughing and messing around. probably not the best combo when throwing me in the air, but we had fun. and on top of that we found out our coach E is pregs with a little one due in April!!!! yayyyyy. so exciting. a little girl too :) future cheerleader in the making? i think so!

Alright ive drawn this post out way too long. between chatting on fbook with my friend A about hilarious topics ...spanning from midget sex to my fear of immaculate conception, its been way too entertaining hahahaha. i need to go to bed. its now 2.33 and ive got to be up for workouts tomorrow. EEP! ta ta for now..sleep tight kidss!