Tuesday, December 14, 2010
4 months overdue.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
IT'S DTALES BITCH ..think britney
Monday, May 3, 2010
iDON'T.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Patience is Virtue. F that i've been patient for 19 years.
Coming from a girl stuck in a state of what seems like eternal single-dom, I myself am fixated on making myself happy and having fun, and – in the midst of my fun – wouldn’t mind finding Prince Charming. You know, funny, passionate, driven, cute. The traditional wish list could go a mile long. I think i've waited long enough. I've watched almost every single one of my friends get picked up by a countless number of attractive men. everyone but me. It is now only 3 months short of my 20th birthday, and ive never been in a legitimate relationship....like what is that. Although i don't usually let on that this part about myself bothers me, im doing it now haha my apologies in advance. My first year in college is now coming to a close, and as of recently i thought maybe i found someone who maybe possibly could have been different from the rest. Good on paper never looked so good, let me tell you. but then again good on paper almost never makes a good reality and we all know it. fml. Lately, I have been noticing a recurring trend in the battlefield of love (aka campus/nightlife) and it has been happening to me a lot lately (insert sad face).
collectively my experiences when i go out goes a little like this: guy approaches me at a party, we make small talk, I calculate he is not my type. The next thing I know, he is trailing behind me the minute i try to make a quick get away. Around the party he follows, as if his goal in life is to creep my spandex off, or fall madly in love with me, its hard to decipher when theres alcohol involved. but ones things for sure..the wrong ones pick me. always.
And that’s the end of my short story… and my interactions with the opposite sex.
When I am eventually about to shake off the creeper and head home to bed(alone) while my girlfriends are off with their so-perfect-it-hurts boy toys or hott dancefloor make-out , I am left wondering:
Why? Why not me.
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I can’t count how many times I have (mistakenly) given out my number to someone who quickly turned out to be oh-so-wrong. Picture texts of men posing with their shirts off, suggestive texts begging me to send them pictures of myself, guys with girlfriends – I’ve seen it all. And if it’s not a creep, it’s a nice guy. A too-nice guy who may be perfect for someone else, but not so right for me.
It is frustrating and leaves me wondering what I’m doing to attract the wrong dudes. Do I have a post-it on my head that says “I want to see your lack of arm muscles in a Picture Text message later?” God, I would like to think not.
Some people tell me that I’ll find my guy when I’m not looking. Others tell me I have to put myself out there. But no matter what I do, I still end up running away from some weirdo and coming home to an empty bed, or worse staring at my blank phone waiting for text that i know most likely wont come.
like WTF cupid. wheres my mr. right?
Thats why i thought that Good on Paper might be different. We would bump into each other on campus out of pure coincidence of similar schedules. it was harmless and i usually pretended not to see him. but it was almost impossible to try not to. eventually i gave him my number and from that point on we talked pretty much everyday for the past month. Good conversation. not just the usual texting la di dah bullshit. but actual conversation. We had so much in common it kind of freaked me out. But nobody's perfect...lets be serious. he would take forever to respond. Never actually asked me to hang out. It got to the point where i thought i was being used just out of his pure boredom. a filler of some void in his life. but then last week it happened. he Finallllyyyy asked me to come over. i was SO excited. I think i spent 2 hours getting ready, but not ready enough make it look like i was trying too hard. i bought his favorite ice cream. god like seriously i am such an idiot.
Rookie mistake - got my hopes up... to the highest possible degree.
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As a girl who has never fully immersed myself in the dating game..i had no idea what i was doing, but i just felt like this was more than just a movie. it was possibility. there so much opportunity.
So the time rolls around where i haven't heard from him, so i shoot him a text. and dun dun dun. he makes up a bogus excuse about his roommate getting sick. and asks to reschedule.
not even 10 minutes later i get a message from his roommate - "for the record there was no food poisoning of any kind."
...Might possibly have been the biggest let down/most terrible feeling of my romantic life. I mean at least his roommate freaking looked out for me. i literally felt my heart sink. he lied. gave me zero heads up. i told people about it. so not only did i get stood up..but i had to deal with the "how'd it go?!?!" s the next day. kill me now. KILL ME NOW.
i guess there's a first for everything. and this just happened to be my first crush making me feel totally and absolutely inferior and embarrassed. am i not pretty enough..smart enough?..All of the insecurities washed in. i let my mind and my heart take over before anything substantial even happened. essentially i internally was a 7th grader for the entire month haha. and now a couple days later of this happening, i realized my mistakes. but it still doesn't take away from the fact that i'm sitting here feeling like shit over my no-no's..when he was the one that messed up and is most likely out partying on his night off. The worst of it is, i still like him. And if he proved to me that it was really just a misunderstanding, and manned up and asked me out again, i would most likely accept.
So as i sit here on my bathroom floor, when i should be writing my 7 page english paper, i cant help but think of what that night would have been like. is it such a crime that i wanted it to work out? or is that to much of a sappy girl thing. i guess thats a judgement only yourself can make. But in the end, i might want to forgive him, but i won't chase him. I've always been proud of my self confidence. My sense of self and independence. Im not looking for my other half. It makes it sound like im not whole already. By myself, i know im great. But with someone else, whoever he is, i know i could be fantasticc. ...Until then, i refuse to compromise my heart. my lust for romance. to be loved whole heartedly. And i will not let a boy lie to me. You can be as handsome as mark wahlberg in his tighty whities, but if i cant trust you, you're out of luck.
So yea. The wrong ones chose me now, sure. and ill most likely face this problem for some time down the road. But deep down, i know the right one will snatch my heart up. because i deserve it. and so will he. So saddle up white knights, because im yours for the taking, you've just gotta be willing to step up to the plate and make sure you hit it out of the park ;)
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
text not call foollll
T E X T M E !
It’s the proverbial mating call of the singles population meaning none other than Oh Hayyyy - i'm ready to mingle. In all honestly, i can't even say that I’ve ever used the whole “give me a call” line. like ever. it seems that its phrase of the past. So in light of its offical disposal, i think we all know its new replacement. Since cell phones came to dominate our lives, the go-to declaration upon giving out thy number is “Text Me” followed with a big bright smile .... and rightfully so. Let’s face it, even if youre weirdd (i mean decent enough to represent the 2% of chivalrous men that still exist on this god foresaken planet) and call me, im not going to answer. because really, who answers unknown numbers. not safe my friends..not safeee. so you call, but you better be enticing enough to get me to call you back. Happen to be enticing and funny? Fan-Freaking-Tastic. The next step is for me to get 10 minutes of peace and quite to make that call. If I have a cheer promotion tonight and a session with the treadmill at the gym after class, then you’re going to have to wait at least 24-48 hours to be validated by a return call. sometimes it even takes me a day to call my mom back after her weekly "Hi Darc! just wanted to tell ya im thinkin of ya, i love you!" .. seriously im a terrible person. who does that. but in reality i really am busyyy. I know what you’re thinking. If I really liked you then I would find a way to make that call asap, and you are right my friend. But unfortunately for you, asap may just be three days later, which is a lifetime considering i could randomly run into my soulmate with that time period. we just don't knowww! So if you want to make it easier on me then you’ll send a text. And you’ll make it the best text ever because otherwise I might kill the convo..and thats no fun now is it ? :)
Text Me Lova,
D.Tales
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Too much Sizzz, leprechauns, Sunny days and phone funerals.
Monday, March 8, 2010
State of the Union Address D.tales Style: Early 2010.
Okay so a couple posts back i informed you on how i joined formspring aka another reason to procrastinate, feel good about myself, feel like ish about myself, get shocked over how dirty people are ...the list can go on and on. Formspring might just be the single most interesting concept right now. I first caught onto the craze when the gays started using it 2-3 months back. By that I mean, my few homosexual pals that are ultra hip on what’s in, super fashionable, and all around fabulous. I have them to thank for the 1000+ questions I’ve answered on it hahahha. I love em. In the short month I’ve become a formsringggahh, I’ve noticed how much the bandwagon has expanded. Since my membership, I've observed the transcendence of users demote to my previous high school's population. Every other status update on the book is some 9th or 10th grade stalker of mine posting crap from their springs. "ask me something!!!" "questions people! I don’t want to do my lab report" .... It’s hilarious how different my life has become since high school hahaha. Just for fun sometimes I actually go to their springs and just laugh at how absurd the questions and answers get. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a lowly freshman here and I can’t exactly say that high school is in my far distant past, but in all the short time I’ve spent at college, its amazing how much things change. Formsprings included. Since the moment I started mine up, I can easily confess that at least 50% of the questions I get pertain to sex, and 80% of that 50% pertain to my virginity, whereas the high school springs have sex questions yes, but they also get the "did you see so and so fighting in the hall today" hahaha. It’s sad really, no more than a year ago was I subjected to the nonsense that roams the halls of high school, and now I’m getting harassed because I’m almost 20 and still secure my virginity. I often regret letting that information slip on something so vapid and shallow as formspring but its too late now isn’t it? haha but hey in my defense, I did make the vow to be honest so in honor of my goal that’s what I did. I’m proud to say that I’ve only deleted 5 questions on that thing...and thats simply because they were far too graphic and creepy to let the world read haha ughhh. It’s amazing what the veil of anonymity unleashes unto the users of the site. I keep trying to convince my soc and psych major pals to use it as some sort of observational study. The Internet and anonymity. How social behavior is affected and trends of behavior when given that much freedom. Do it people. hahaha I guarantee the results will be interesting.
moving on.
So after joining the spring in late jan/early feb, I continued doing the school thing, getting entirely too caught up in facebook stalking, and now formspringing. With sooo much time spent online social networking and marketing myself, D ( my roomie love ) was getting pissed. Frankly, I don't blame her. The poor thing might as well talk to a brick wall half the time. It seems when there's a computer in front of me, my ability to hear is rendered useless. That being said, I've been making a conscious effort to pay more attention, because after almost an entire semester and a half spent living together in the Cave, its common to get the whole "Darc, are you listening" spiel ... and boy is it tired. Poor D. if you read this, consider this yet another one of my apologies for the pure and unintentional ignorance ;) you know I don’t mean it haha. So yea. Basically I ignore my roommate and best friend. I really don’t mean to. But damn! It’s so tough to maintain 8 fbook chat convos, answer formspring questions, come up with witty blog posts, write papers, AND keep an open ear for when D rambles on about inadequate college boys and their impenetrable emotional walls they build up to prevent great girls (aka D and I) from weaseling our way into their hearts in hopes of establishing a real grown up relationship. I mean f*ck, screw guys. I’m single but I’m seriously married to the Internet...and that’s just freaking pathetic. Dating is hard, but so is staying updated online. It’s a job I tell you. I’ve come so close to deleting all my profiles and sites but I just cant. Because I am married. haha. fml.
And in order to try and break that online relationship, myself against the web; D and I have been making time for each other to add some real face to face interaction into our lives haha. Sex and the City style :) So every night we now do nightly dinner dates together, where we spend an hour - 2 hours minimum catchin’ up on our busy lives, discussing love, lust, family, school, nightlife, you name it. A nd what a breath of fresh air it is! I swear to you, its SO easy to get caught up in virtual bullshit. Who really needs facebook or formspring or anything? You don’t. But life is just so much more entertaining with it. I am fully aware and embracive of the Stalking revolution that our generation has so graciously created. Without it, I would be lingering in a total disconnect with the world. I am proud and honest about it. I am addicted to my Macbook…but only when there's Internet connection. But even as I say this, it’s nice to be able to appreciate human interaction the way God intended, face to face. And an additional plus to socializing in person : you don’t run the risk of exposure to radioactive waves exuding from your computer and seeping into your bod infecting your organs and creating cancer, or losing your vision from staring at your screen for long periods at a time!!!! baddahbing b*tches. There’s two reasons right there to step away from the comp and get a real life!!!!!
goal of the week : minimize time spent with your computer and spend it with real people :)
i think it can be done haha. God that is SO frikin’ sad.
Next Stop : Kleptomaniacs Anon.
So during one of D and I's after class eating ritual dates, something happens to me that's never happened to me before. Need i inform you that it happens all the time to asshole kids that are actually guilty, so I don't necessarily blame the man. But really people.
Okay so Place : the Sac. (for those who don't know, its where i refuel with cinnamon sugar bagels, coffee, tots, fruit and yogurt parfaits, loaded chicken salads and buffalo chicken wraps after class, before class, you name it).
Time: approx 11 am ish, following a library sesh for my Lit class in Paley.
Sitch: Darcy getts accused of STEALING coffee from the sac.
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need i say more.
come ON people. who STEALS coffee. its well worth the 3 or something dollars.
so heres a little flash of how the confrontation plays out.
D and I check out, the normal ritual. we spend 2o minutes waiting to get food, 10 minutes in line to swipe out, and then 5 at the condiments and utensil setup getting napkins knives and straws.
So its when we're about to go stand in line that i realize I'm still nursing my 3/4 full perfect balance of vanilla and hazelnut coffee from my previous visit at 9am before my first class. obviously I don't want to waste it. i panic. My bookbag has no pockets. SERIOUSLY..who designs a bookbag without pockets..dear Adidas cheer bookbag - take a note from Northface. they do it to it.
anyway.
no pockets. freaking out. D comes up with the genius idea to conceal the cup 'a joe in my cute little tweed knit swing coat pocket. i go with it. there's nothing else i can do to work the system. i need the coffee. throwing it out was just not an option. so i say whatevs and get in line.
(mind you i could have avoided this entire confrontation by just telling the lady at checkout i already paid for it. but no. i had to be sly and stealth and hide it in plain sight on my hip. we are so stupid haha)
So we get past checkout. i don't even think anything of it. but as we turn away from the straws and utensils a large and domineering chocolate fellow approaches me. i swear to you i might have peed a little bit.
I loathe confrontation. i hate being wrong. and i DIDN'T even do anything! but still. i know why he's looking all pissed at me. Catching someone stealing from the Sac is probably the highlight of his career. asshole. who even cares. the people at the fake chinese place waste food as if they had no idea children in africa would have been satisfied with one of the grains of rice they haphazardly throw away every freaking day. THATS the real problem with dining at the Sac. not me stealing coffee. which i didn't even steal. ugh.
So yea. he approaches me. i freak out. i recoil in fear, he's seriously all david and goliath-ing me. the factor of intimidation. he's towering over me. asks me to see my receipt. i sift through my vera bradley clutch and give it to him...assure him the coffee was paid for earlier. no lie, i told him he could feel the coffee. that it was cold. he was more than welcome to. he wasn't having any of it. At this point, people are staring. naturally i know the thoughts running through their little smug brains, "ha ha little short girl looks all innocent but steals from the sac. what an asshole"
all i want to scream is IM INNOCENT! i freaking OBJECT!
He's in the wrong. I am right. But of course it isn't as simple as that. It never is haha. So he takes my receipt and my coffee and leads D and i back to this closet in the confines of the secluded seating area. He disappears for a good 10 minutes...says he's going to pull up my receipts from earlier and see if I'm telling the truth. He is dead serious too. like this is the most offensive crime he's ever witnessed. He comes out all pissed. I snatch my coffee and id from his grasp. He's defeated! HA HA. suck on that Sac man. He's all grumpy because he knows all that was for nothing. over a freaking 3 dollar cup of coffee. prick. he tells me next time to keep my receipt. like i'm actually going to listen. its freaking pointless. and a waste of paper in my opinion.
so yea mission Kleptomaniacs Anon : Averted.
OH! and the next day, when i was building my loaded chicken salad at the salad bar, he passed me on his way to the flat bread station and i gave him the biggest smile. was it out of spite to his ego? completely. and damn it felt good :) hahaha
Yay i proved my innocence and K Came to Visit!
So after that tragic run in with Sac food stealing enforcement on wed, the next day i spent my time on Arch Street, visiting the local community court to end the haunting drinking citation i got in september off my record. 3 hours spent waiting to get called, say my name and be told i was free to go. fml. to celebrate D and i went city thrifting until 5 and then came back and greeted my sister K who came in from NY to spend the weekend with meeee :) we had so much fun! We ate real Chinese. "its all about the Chhhhh" C.H. - china house. use it or lose it friends. take it from me, its the best chinese on campus. So we had chinese, rented the September issue from the nearest Redbox, and spent the night befriending crackheads at McDonald's and singing old school n*sync at Rite Aid. it was a top Thurs. Night.
Friday was spent relaxing in bed until 12, and then venturing off to University City where we went to the UPenn Archeology and Anthropology Museum to visit some of the fun artifacts i study in art historyyyy. we took pics too! i felt so chic :)
haha obviously the Rosetta Stone boggled my mind :)
... so After the Museum we then decided to walk around Penn and do some much needed Retail Therapy :)
I Slept with Tiger :) we thought this was hilariousss.
..And after Shopping we set off back to TU and got ready for Dinner at the classic Steven Star Asian Fusion Cuisine fav : Continental in Mid-Town with my other sister J!
haha i had so much stuff packed. not fun to carry down four flights of stairs in heels :)
All in a days work haha.
With the Car packed, we were set to go! but first we had to return our Redbox flicks. and let me just tell you..it was quite the job. I swear it took me a good 20 min to return the damn movies..people were laughing at me at the Fresh Grocer. fml. J had to come in and save me.
with that taken care of, we were thennnn set to go.
the Sisters in the City :)
such a fabulous cherry topper to the best sundae of a day a girl could have!
Round I: Buz Aldrins. So Lip Smackin' Delish.
Braised Scallops with lime, accompanied with Edamame. Perfection.
Thai Chicken Lettuce Wraps for J. 5 stars.
Teriyaki Filet Mignon served with White Rice for K and I. Sublime :)
Round II: The Sourpuss. The Tizzle. and The Wildchild.
aka D. K. & J :)
And for dessert: Carmel ice cream with salt & bitesized s'more cones. utterly delightful and cheap too!
And to cap off the evening, i spotted Anna Wintour wannabe of the century at the table adjacent to us. this fabrication of the almighty Vogue ice queen takes the cake. you can see her back in this pic, she was too quick to get the right shot of her, but i kid you not, the hair, the wardrobe, the body language. it was dead on. too bad sweetheart, you can look and act like her. but you arent. haha pooo.
Such a Great evening to kick off Spring break! following dinner, we retreated to Manayunk where my sister J resides in the cutest little apartment, actually its quite big, but anywho. we spent the rest of the night watching a screening of Chicago and then woke up to head on home for my week of holiday :) i dont know if it was all the cocktails at Continental, or simply having my family under one roof after such a long time, but my life seems pretty damn complete thanks to these past few weeks :)
Alright time to end this novel of a post, im heading off to my best pal L's house for some shopping, catching up on much needed gossip and hugging the crap oout of her parents S and E :) i've missed 'em dearly. Tchao for now my chickens. Its been Real.
...till then.
D.tales.