text not call foollll

T E X T M E !

It’s the proverbial mating call of the singles population meaning none other than Oh Hayyyy - i'm ready to mingle. In all honestly, i can't even say that I’ve ever used the whole “give me a call” line. like ever. it seems that its phrase of the past. So in light of its offical disposal, i think we all know its new replacement. Since cell phones came to dominate our lives, the go-to declaration upon giving out thy number is “Text Me” followed with a big bright smile .... and rightfully so. Let’s face it, even if youre weirdd (i mean decent enough to represent the 2% of chivalrous men that still exist on this god foresaken planet) and call me, im not going to answer. because really, who answers unknown numbers. not safe my friends..not safeee. so you call, but you better be enticing enough to get me to call you back. Happen to be enticing and funny? Fan-Freaking-Tastic. The next step is for me to get 10 minutes of peace and quite to make that call. If I have a cheer promotion tonight and a session with the treadmill at the gym after class, then you’re going to have to wait at least 24-48 hours to be validated by a return call. sometimes it even takes me a day to call my mom back after her weekly "Hi Darc! just wanted to tell ya im thinkin of ya, i love you!" .. seriously im a terrible person. who does that. but in reality i really am busyyy. I know what you’re thinking. If I really liked you then I would find a way to make that call asap, and you are right my friend. But unfortunately for you, asap may just be three days later, which is a lifetime considering i could randomly run into my soulmate with that time period. we just don't knowww! So if you want to make it easier on me then you’ll send a text. And you’ll make it the best text ever because otherwise I might kill the convo..and thats no fun now is it ? :)

Text Me Lova,

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