IT'S DTALES BITCH ..think britney

Bollocks and Bananas! It so seems that this girls done it again. no not the nast. that would require a first time. and then another romp session to fully fulfill the "again" status. fml hahaha. ...after all that you must be dying with anticipation as to what i was actually referring haha, what other than abandoning my cyber identity once more?! this time for almost 3 whoppin' months!

it disgusts me.

Wowzahhhh. where to begin?! I'm starting to think this blog was just another one of my unfinished hobbies dans le temps. You know those ideas you conjure up, get attached to, and then lose interest over time? I fear that diagnosis for my weak and barely breathing blog. So in light of turning this mess around...here i am!

There's just so much to catch up on! The last couple posts sounded borderline suicidal for my usual dapper self, those close could have told ya haha. But that pathetic wallowing inner 7th grade girl desperate for love is long gone, so don't you worry! Im back, bronzed, and ever so single. but this time around i'm 20! thats right, i've graduated to the TwentyClub! and by that i mean the single most pathetic club made up of 20 year olds. Activities include pining for their first legal ingestion of alcohol and keeping a calendar comprised of little "x"s crossing off the days closer until said legal ingestion of alcohol, otherwise known as the infamous 21st birthday.

So that's exciting! as of July 8th i became a loud and proud member! only 320 something days until The Vegas. Thats right folks...i - A: am voyaging to the mystical and magical land filled with strippers and cocaine, otherwise referred to as The Vegas for my 21st birthday!!! ...but also am B: not so much of a dedicated 20club member seeing as i don't even know the exact number of days leading up to my very first blissful legal intoxication. whoopsies.

So i'm 20. Hootihooo. As my best friend L so sunnily informed me, I proudly averted the disaster of becoming another National Statistic. I, Dtales, beat Teenage Pregnancy! YAYYY. no babies for this girl. at least not yet. Other than that, i have yet to discover any other perks of being a single white 20 year old college girl. other than the fact that i now meet the description of just another Vic on CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Criminal Minds and Unsolved Mysteries (i watch too much TV). ---although thats not really a perk. but it would be cool to be on TV. this is the part where i knock cyber wood, cross my fingers, and what ever else to will that not to happen in reality. but im just sayin'. i'ts true. im a sittin duck in a pond of sexual predators. if i was as a teenager, i sure as hell am now. good thing i pack heat like the badass i am.

and by heat i mean pepper spray.

--thats right. Watch out creep, this girls got skills when it comes to aimin for your eyes and making the boys S.I.N.G. (and by that acronym i'm referring to Miss Congeniality...Shout out to Sandra Bullock for the self defense lessons)

i've gone way off the beaten path. here i am rambling about how im 20 and watch too much TV, suffer from an over imaginative scenario forming brain, and making movie references that make me laugh outloud at how cheesy i am for thinking im funny for putting them in the post in the first place.

this is me segwaying into a much needed subject change.

So i've been radio silent for almost 3 months. lets restart with that.

the last time i so much as pressed the space bar on this thing, i was finishing up freshman year!

Boy has summer flown. here i am...1 day from moving into my brand spanking new bachelorette pad at school tomorrow, in great anticipation of jump starting a new season of cheerleading, and of my studies of course! its almost unfathomable how much my life has changed. since my last post i've fully immersed myself in my job with Red Bull North America. (which i took on in early march) Im an official Wiiings Team girl now. thats right folks. i'm one of those crazy girls zipping around town in our clown car... ya know..those mini coopers branded in our famous primary colors and embellished with the giant red bull can? yup thats my job.

its okay...

hahaha just kidding. that'd be the understatement of the century. This job has not only made me biased over any other energy drink, but its also made me crazy. in all honesty i can admit to being a little knocked off my rocker. not that i wasnt a little pre - Red Bull. but thats only minor details haha. but really ..its borderline disgusting. i guess thats what happens when you love your job. especially at my age. Not many kids can say they spent a week in New York working an internationally televised event, spent the nights at some of the cities top night spots, networked with countless inspiring people, and most importantly - gained access to unlimited red bull. talk about jackpot...well if you like red bull that is. haha Essentially i've fully fallen head over heals. for my job. i work full time, Am making up for the money i failed to earn the summer before, i've experienced freedom i've never had, and made friends that any girl would be lucky to have.

needless to say - I Am in a Relationship with Red Bull.

Im aware of the fact that i'm most likely coming off like some over energized lunatic, i know...you're probably saying this girl needs to lay off the Taurine, Glucuronolactone, Sucrose, Glucose, Simple B vitamins, Carbonated Water, and Sodium Citrate. okay maybe not. but if you did, you'd be partially correct, and would greatly impress me. -- think Ron complimenting Baxter on his consumption of a whole wheel of cheese. Anyway. i drink a lot of bull that is red..which explains the laundry list of ingredients i rattled off. but no harm done ... well minus the fact i was hospitalized with kidney stones two weeks back. red bull may have had something to do with it. but pish posh. totally fine haha no big deal. compared to where i was at the end of freshman year, i've made many strides in the right direction. maybe not according to my scale, but nothing morning workouts with newly married satan A, (who knew, satan found a soul mate hahaha jk) a few trips to the IBC and a brand new season of competitive cheerleading wont fix ;) All in All this girls a happy one. With summer coming to a close, i've made more money i have in this summer than i have in my whole life, met some amazing people, and spent quality time with the most important ones. oh and i've fallen totally and irrevocably (learned that word from Twilight) in love with Pretty Little Liars. i'd say summer 2010 was a damn good one.

And so brings me to the part in my post where i hope for even more sunshine in the Future. I've got high hopes for my sophomore year. and even higher ones for the ones that follow. All im missing is ....

well lets not go there ;) i'm fine all by myself. for now at least.

you know where to find me.

xoxo Dtales.