Tuesday, March 23, 2010

text not call foollll

T E X T M E !

It’s the proverbial mating call of the singles population meaning none other than Oh Hayyyy - i'm ready to mingle. In all honestly, i can't even say that I’ve ever used the whole “give me a call” line. like ever. it seems that its phrase of the past. So in light of its offical disposal, i think we all know its new replacement. Since cell phones came to dominate our lives, the go-to declaration upon giving out thy number is “Text Me” followed with a big bright smile .... and rightfully so. Let’s face it, even if youre weirdd (i mean decent enough to represent the 2% of chivalrous men that still exist on this god foresaken planet) and call me, im not going to answer. because really, who answers unknown numbers. not safe my friends..not safeee. so you call, but you better be enticing enough to get me to call you back. Happen to be enticing and funny? Fan-Freaking-Tastic. The next step is for me to get 10 minutes of peace and quite to make that call. If I have a cheer promotion tonight and a session with the treadmill at the gym after class, then you’re going to have to wait at least 24-48 hours to be validated by a return call. sometimes it even takes me a day to call my mom back after her weekly "Hi Darc! just wanted to tell ya im thinkin of ya, i love you!" .. seriously im a terrible person. who does that. but in reality i really am busyyy. I know what you’re thinking. If I really liked you then I would find a way to make that call asap, and you are right my friend. But unfortunately for you, asap may just be three days later, which is a lifetime considering i could randomly run into my soulmate with that time period. we just don't knowww! So if you want to make it easier on me then you’ll send a text. And you’ll make it the best text ever because otherwise I might kill the convo..and thats no fun now is it ? :)

Text Me Lova,

D.Tales

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Too much Sizzz, leprechauns, Sunny days and phone funerals.

Its not always Sunny in Philadelphia...but during this sun soaked week, boy has it made up for lost time :) im just LOVING that i dont have to pile on the knits, although, i do enjoy a nice chunky scarf and smoker gloves. tres chic! ...that and the fact that i can hide my pallid snow white milk-like complexion.

Fact : i am in dire need for a tan.

who knows, maybe ill summon my glam Pin-up wannabe side and rock my albino ness :) after all there is always a trend of raven haired ladies paired with stark white porcelain skin and pops of bright colorful pouts during any season. shall i go there? absolutely. and i did (see below) will i transform my look for good like my girl Dita? still under deliberation :)

oddly i found Dita's pic After my pic was taken haha but a perfect comparison to the look!

Anywho, lets get back on track.

So with the sun came lots of new updates. monday i vowed to get my kim k bum back to the gym, bc my tush has been headed south. gotta get it right get it tight afterall. i was so proud of myself haha

Tuesday started and ended with trips to the gym. with classes sandwiched in between. nothing really to report there.

And as all good little irish girls know, it was St. Pats yesterday. and boy did Patty say Drink. With a day completely dedicated to being with friends and injesting far too much high proof alcohol, i can make an honest statement that i celebrated true to form. haha kicking off the festivities at 2 o'clock, needless to say i had a grrrreat time. i even made my first bar debut at PW with some friends :) so . freaking . funny.

haha no idea who these people are.. but now we're best friends :)

but with all great nights comes some sort of drunken tragedy.

i lost my phone last night. and by that i dont mean literally lost it, but she passed away. kinda. haha shall i explain? sure why not:
C.O.D - and for all you non-CSI/NCIS fans that means cause of death - she drowned :( somehow during the course of my intoxication by 5 dollar irish carbombs she got water (alcohol) damage. it was truly saddening. one minute i was leaving PW, texting my friends, and the next she just gave up on me. at least for the night. turns out Rice really is a gift from the Big Guy up above. She revived shortly after lunch time today, but not in perfect condition. there's still some glitches. but i love her all the same :)

Oh and while i was grieving my cellular love device i managed to misplace my 100 dollar room key to the Cave. so first i get rejected by technology, and then i'm denied the basic right into the only place i call home at school. FML. St. Patrick, why are you such a tease :( haha so fun but still carrying so much baggage.

Oh well. nothing a little bit of nonexistent money in my bank account can fix. lets hope it turns up tomorrow. im fully prepared and dedicated to go on a treasure hunt for it tomorrow haha yikeesss.

Okay thats all for now. ive put off writing my midterm paper for Youth Cultures for far too long. Tchao for now my cherubs :)


Monday, March 8, 2010

State of the Union Address D.tales Style: Early 2010.


Ohh kay so i thinks its come time for another update. will it be short? most likely not. but how am i supposed to share the happenings of my oh so ridiculous life without giving those who care enough to read my ramblings the full monte of blog posts? there just isnt any other way ;)

where to start?

Okay so a couple posts back i informed you on how i joined formspring aka another reason to procrastinate, feel good about myself, feel like ish about myself, get shocked over how dirty people are ...the list can go on and on. Formspring might just be the single most interesting concept right now. I first caught onto the craze when the gays started using it 2-3 months back. By that I mean, my few homosexual pals that are ultra hip on what’s in, super fashionable, and all around fabulous. I have them to thank for the 1000+ questions I’ve answered on it hahahha. I love em. In the short month I’ve become a formsringggahh, I’ve noticed how much the bandwagon has expanded. Since my membership, I've observed the transcendence of users demote to my previous high school's population. Every other status update on the book is some 9th or 10th grade stalker of mine posting crap from their springs. "ask me something!!!" "questions people! I don’t want to do my lab report" .... It’s hilarious how different my life has become since high school hahaha. Just for fun sometimes I actually go to their springs and just laugh at how absurd the questions and answers get. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a lowly freshman here and I can’t exactly say that high school is in my far distant past, but in all the short time I’ve spent at college, its amazing how much things change. Formsprings included. Since the moment I started mine up, I can easily confess that at least 50% of the questions I get pertain to sex, and 80% of that 50% pertain to my virginity, whereas the high school springs have sex questions yes, but they also get the "did you see so and so fighting in the hall today" hahaha. It’s sad really, no more than a year ago was I subjected to the nonsense that roams the halls of high school, and now I’m getting harassed because I’m almost 20 and still secure my virginity. I often regret letting that information slip on something so vapid and shallow as formspring but its too late now isn’t it? haha but hey in my defense, I did make the vow to be honest so in honor of my goal that’s what I did. I’m proud to say that I’ve only deleted 5 questions on that thing...and thats simply because they were far too graphic and creepy to let the world read haha ughhh. It’s amazing what the veil of anonymity unleashes unto the users of the site. I keep trying to convince my soc and psych major pals to use it as some sort of observational study. The Internet and anonymity. How social behavior is affected and trends of behavior when given that much freedom. Do it people. hahaha I guarantee the results will be interesting.

moving on.

So after joining the spring in late jan/early feb, I continued doing the school thing, getting entirely too caught up in facebook stalking, and now formspringing. With sooo much time spent online social networking and marketing myself, D ( my roomie love ) was getting pissed. Frankly, I don't blame her. The poor thing might as well talk to a brick wall half the time. It seems when there's a computer in front of me, my ability to hear is rendered useless. That being said, I've been making a conscious effort to pay more attention, because after almost an entire semester and a half spent living together in the Cave, its common to get the whole "Darc, are you listening" spiel ... and boy is it tired. Poor D. if you read this, consider this yet another one of my apologies for the pure and unintentional ignorance ;) you know I don’t mean it haha. So yea. Basically I ignore my roommate and best friend. I really don’t mean to. But damn! It’s so tough to maintain 8 fbook chat convos, answer formspring questions, come up with witty blog posts, write papers, AND keep an open ear for when D rambles on about inadequate college boys and their impenetrable emotional walls they build up to prevent great girls (aka D and I) from weaseling our way into their hearts in hopes of establishing a real grown up relationship. I mean f*ck, screw guys. I’m single but I’m seriously married to the Internet...and that’s just freaking pathetic. Dating is hard, but so is staying updated online. It’s a job I tell you. I’ve come so close to deleting all my profiles and sites but I just cant. Because I am married. haha. fml.

And in order to try and break that online relationship, myself against the web; D and I have been making time for each other to add some real face to face interaction into our lives haha. Sex and the City style :) So every night we now do nightly dinner dates together, where we spend an hour - 2 hours minimum catchin’ up on our busy lives, discussing love, lust, family, school, nightlife, you name it. A nd what a breath of fresh air it is! I swear to you, its SO easy to get caught up in virtual bullshit. Who really needs facebook or formspring or anything? You don’t. But life is just so much more entertaining with it. I am fully aware and embracive of the Stalking revolution that our generation has so graciously created. Without it, I would be lingering in a total disconnect with the world. I am proud and honest about it. I am addicted to my Macbook…but only when there's Internet connection. But even as I say this, it’s nice to be able to appreciate human interaction the way God intended, face to face. And an additional plus to socializing in person : you don’t run the risk of exposure to radioactive waves exuding from your computer and seeping into your bod infecting your organs and creating cancer, or losing your vision from staring at your screen for long periods at a time!!!! baddahbing b*tches. There’s two reasons right there to step away from the comp and get a real life!!!!!

goal of the week : minimize time spent with your computer and spend it with real people :)

i think it can be done haha. God that is SO frikin’ sad.

Next Stop : Kleptomaniacs Anon.

So during one of D and I's after class eating ritual dates, something happens to me that's never happened to me before. Need i inform you that it happens all the time to asshole kids that are actually guilty, so I don't necessarily blame the man. But really people.

Okay so Place : the Sac. (for those who don't know, its where i refuel with cinnamon sugar bagels, coffee, tots, fruit and yogurt parfaits, loaded chicken salads and buffalo chicken wraps after class, before class, you name it).

Time: approx 11 am ish, following a library sesh for my Lit class in Paley.

Sitch: Darcy getts accused of STEALING coffee from the sac.

....

need i say more.

come ON people. who STEALS coffee. its well worth the 3 or something dollars.

so heres a little flash of how the confrontation plays out.

D and I check out, the normal ritual. we spend 2o minutes waiting to get food, 10 minutes in line to swipe out, and then 5 at the condiments and utensil setup getting napkins knives and straws.

So its when we're about to go stand in line that i realize I'm still nursing my 3/4 full perfect balance of vanilla and hazelnut coffee from my previous visit at 9am before my first class. obviously I don't want to waste it. i panic. My bookbag has no pockets. SERIOUSLY..who designs a bookbag without pockets..dear Adidas cheer bookbag - take a note from Northface. they do it to it.

anyway.

no pockets. freaking out. D comes up with the genius idea to conceal the cup 'a joe in my cute little tweed knit swing coat pocket. i go with it. there's nothing else i can do to work the system. i need the coffee. throwing it out was just not an option. so i say whatevs and get in line.

(mind you i could have avoided this entire confrontation by just telling the lady at checkout i already paid for it. but no. i had to be sly and stealth and hide it in plain sight on my hip. we are so stupid haha)

So we get past checkout. i don't even think anything of it. but as we turn away from the straws and utensils a large and domineering chocolate fellow approaches me. i swear to you i might have peed a little bit.

I loathe confrontation. i hate being wrong. and i DIDN'T even do anything! but still. i know why he's looking all pissed at me. Catching someone stealing from the Sac is probably the highlight of his career. asshole. who even cares. the people at the fake chinese place waste food as if they had no idea children in africa would have been satisfied with one of the grains of rice they haphazardly throw away every freaking day. THATS the real problem with dining at the Sac. not me stealing coffee. which i didn't even steal. ugh.

So yea. he approaches me. i freak out. i recoil in fear, he's seriously all david and goliath-ing me. the factor of intimidation. he's towering over me. asks me to see my receipt. i sift through my vera bradley clutch and give it to him...assure him the coffee was paid for earlier. no lie, i told him he could feel the coffee. that it was cold. he was more than welcome to. he wasn't having any of it. At this point, people are staring. naturally i know the thoughts running through their little smug brains, "ha ha little short girl looks all innocent but steals from the sac. what an asshole"

all i want to scream is IM INNOCENT! i freaking OBJECT!

He's in the wrong. I am right. But of course it isn't as simple as that. It never is haha. So he takes my receipt and my coffee and leads D and i back to this closet in the confines of the secluded seating area. He disappears for a good 10 minutes...says he's going to pull up my receipts from earlier and see if I'm telling the truth. He is dead serious too. like this is the most offensive crime he's ever witnessed. He comes out all pissed. I snatch my coffee and id from his grasp. He's defeated! HA HA. suck on that Sac man. He's all grumpy because he knows all that was for nothing. over a freaking 3 dollar cup of coffee. prick. he tells me next time to keep my receipt. like i'm actually going to listen. its freaking pointless. and a waste of paper in my opinion.

so yea mission Kleptomaniacs Anon : Averted.

OH! and the next day, when i was building my loaded chicken salad at the salad bar, he passed me on his way to the flat bread station and i gave him the biggest smile. was it out of spite to his ego? completely. and damn it felt good :) hahaha

Yay i proved my innocence and K Came to Visit!

So after that tragic run in with Sac food stealing enforcement on wed, the next day i spent my time on Arch Street, visiting the local community court to end the haunting drinking citation i got in september off my record. 3 hours spent waiting to get called, say my name and be told i was free to go. fml. to celebrate D and i went city thrifting until 5 and then came back and greeted my sister K who came in from NY to spend the weekend with meeee :) we had so much fun! We ate real Chinese. "its all about the Chhhhh" C.H. - china house. use it or lose it friends. take it from me, its the best chinese on campus. So we had chinese, rented the September issue from the nearest Redbox, and spent the night befriending crackheads at McDonald's and singing old school n*sync at Rite Aid. it was a top Thurs. Night.

Friday was spent relaxing in bed until 12, and then venturing off to University City where we went to the UPenn Archeology and Anthropology Museum to visit some of the fun artifacts i study in art historyyyy. we took pics too! i felt so chic :)

haha obviously the Rosetta Stone boggled my mind :)

... so After the Museum we then decided to walk around Penn and do some much needed Retail Therapy :)

I Slept with Tiger :) we thought this was hilariousss.

..And after Shopping we set off back to TU and got ready for Dinner at the classic Steven Star Asian Fusion Cuisine fav : Continental in Mid-Town with my other sister J!

haha i had so much stuff packed. not fun to carry down four flights of stairs in heels :)

All in a days work haha.

With the Car packed, we were set to go! but first we had to return our Redbox flicks. and let me just tell you..it was quite the job. I swear it took me a good 20 min to return the damn movies..people were laughing at me at the Fresh Grocer. fml. J had to come in and save me.

with that taken care of, we were thennnn set to go.

the Sisters in the City :)

such a fabulous cherry topper to the best sundae of a day a girl could have!

Round I: Buz Aldrins. So Lip Smackin' Delish.

Braised Scallops with lime, accompanied with Edamame. Perfection.

Thai Chicken Lettuce Wraps for J. 5 stars.

Teriyaki Filet Mignon served with White Rice for K and I. Sublime :)

Round II: The Sourpuss. The Tizzle. and The Wildchild.

aka D. K. & J :)

And for dessert: Carmel ice cream with salt & bitesized s'more cones. utterly delightful and cheap too!

And to cap off the evening, i spotted Anna Wintour wannabe of the century at the table adjacent to us. this fabrication of the almighty Vogue ice queen takes the cake. you can see her back in this pic, she was too quick to get the right shot of her, but i kid you not, the hair, the wardrobe, the body language. it was dead on. too bad sweetheart, you can look and act like her. but you arent. haha pooo.

Such a Great evening to kick off Spring break! following dinner, we retreated to Manayunk where my sister J resides in the cutest little apartment, actually its quite big, but anywho. we spent the rest of the night watching a screening of Chicago and then woke up to head on home for my week of holiday :) i dont know if it was all the cocktails at Continental, or simply having my family under one roof after such a long time, but my life seems pretty damn complete thanks to these past few weeks :)

Alright time to end this novel of a post, im heading off to my best pal L's house for some shopping, catching up on much needed gossip and hugging the crap oout of her parents S and E :) i've missed 'em dearly. Tchao for now my chickens. Its been Real.


...till then.

D.tales.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Jonsi - Go Do


Saturday, March 6, 2010

a little bit more about me. the real D!


So i found this short little questionnaire while blogstalking and i decided what the hell! i have time why not enlighten my sadly minimal amount of readers with some pointless info about meee haha. here it goes folks!

name: Darcy
age: nine(teen) and 3/4.
city: the one with brotherly love.
occupation: college girl, caterer of weddings/event coordinators asst, and watcher of children haha oh and wildchild on weekends.
what is your current state of mind? optimistic, relaxed & mega happy
what is your greatest extravagance? pencils, blackberries w/ ice cream and dark lipstick.
what is your greatest fear? to never be able to fall in love.
what is the trait you most deplore in others? entitlement & bitch-assness.
what do you consider the most overrated virtue? silenceeee.
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? hm. my ability to procrastinate at almost everything. and my perpetual lateness to my 8ams.
what is the qualities you most like in a man? passion, intelect, dedication and ambition. and some nice chompers if im luckayyy..
what is the quality you most like in a woman? grace
which words of phrases do you most overuse? dude, pal, and naturally haha.
which talent would you most like to have? the ability to make short term goals and achieve them. i need that structure haha. that or to fly. thatd be sublime.
what or who is the greatest love of your life? my family. my two best friends. my art. and insanely beautiful music. basically the things that get me.
where would you like to live? anywhere i can call home. i really want to live in new york city or paris though..at least for a couple years!
what is your favourite occupation? currently undetermined
what is your most treasured possession? my heart and my mems.
who are your favourite writers? oscar wilde, e. e. cummings, T.s. Eliot, F.Scott Fitz, Betty Smith, Sylvia Plath, Jodi Picoult,Nicolas Sparks, J.k. Rowling haha and so so so many more.

who is your favourite hero of fiction? clark kent. bahahhaha.
who are your heroes in real life? cliche but true:fam & L & D.
what celeb are you crushing on right now? mark wahlberg. forever and always haha.

what do you most value in your friends? conversation and laughter :)
what is your most marked characteristic? happinessss
how would you like to die? when im old, wrinkly, healthy, in love and in my sleep.
what is your motto? (s) the best things in life aren't things.
and
of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Wants.

There are many things i want out of life, some simple, some complex, and a last night i was asked on formspring similar to what i want out of life, so in inspiration out of said question, i got to thinkin about what i do want. so here it goes. my random thoughts of all that i lust for out the book we call life:

I want

I just want to be myself.

I just want to be a crazy daisy.

Shoot from the hip.

I just want to do my own thing.

learn my own lessons.

I want to embrace change.

Believe in love.

fall in love.

Smile at small medium and big things.

Listen to beautiful music.

I want to take millions of photos.

document lifes precious moments.

And drink cups of tea, lots of tea.

4 sugars and a splash o' milk.

Smile at the sunshine.

Be someone's Sunshine.

Sit in the shower.

let the water run.

and rinse away my loneliness.

I want to lie awake in bed and think forever.

I want to have laughter inside of me.

i want to whistle my own tune.

I want people.

People to hug.

People to see smile.

People to ride roller coasters No hands! with.

i want simplicity.

i want to make someone's day.

just be.

I want someone to be there.

i want a shoulder to lean.

But I want to figure out the answers on my own.

I want to miss people.

Remember things.

i want to complete a Times crossword in pen.

I want to know there’s a plan.

And that this is all happening for a reason.

I want reminders.

i want post-it love notes.

you name it.

I want to live in the here and the now.

carpe diem.

And walk with my eyes closed.

I want happy days.

Sad days.

The days in between.

I want thunder storms to rumble my insides.

And rainbows.

bright colorful rainbows.

And a day when it just rains and rains and rains.

I want to question.

i want to create.

i want to graduate.

eventually ;)

i want to make art that matters.

I want to hope for something better.

I want be told I can’t.

And then prove 'em wrong wrong wrong.

I want a beginning and a middle and an end.

the whole 9.

But not always in that order.

More times than Not,

I have no effin clue what I want.

although,

I want my heart to keep on beatin.

my mind to keep on thinkin.

And I want to keep on feeling.

And I want to keep on hearing.

i want to keep wanting.

and to keep on breathing.

And when the day comes there's no more air left,

and i've gone up up and away

I know I’ll have everything I want.

:)

k thats all haha